(via newkidsonmycock11)
Source: ernesthgarcia
My biggest fear by Jake Clark
um, bomb the neighborhood
the apocalypse
hide yo kids hide yo wife
Source: jake-clark
ANY time animals try gettin down and they FAIL miserably it’s ALWAYS an absolute riot
(via death-by-lulz)
Source: dpaf
i saw this and immediately said:
“that’s what you get, you little piece of shit”
(in this moment) what a thoroughly horrible child.
(via death-by-lulz)
Source: the-absolute-best-gifs
this is how you turn a bad situation around
this is a representation of how we should live our lives
ohmyganailedit..!
(via i-misbehave)
Source: followmymum
I walked out the door and I turned back around. I said, let me ask you something. When you went to home depot, did you just walk up and down the aisle and found the caulk on your own? Or did you ask someone? I asked this guy, where’s the cock? I said, and he’s still telling this story today. (x)
(via modestroad)
Source: veronicapalmer